archangelmykel (archangelmykel) wrote,

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Rescued from Jennifer Government

From the Desk of General Jack D. Ripper, Secretary of Defense, War, and Sciences.

The Confederacy of Weaslton wishes to invite all residence of Somewhere Tropical to witness the launch of our first Orbital Nuclear Weapons Platform. We feel certain that these revolutionary, purely defensive structures will ensure the continued balance of power among the nations of our region; as well as deter other regions from attempting invasions of our sovereign borders. While all are welcome at the launching ceremony, be advised certain security measures will be in place to guarantee the safety of our equipment and spectators, and to ensure maximum accident avoidance. All electronic devices; including, but not limited to: cameras, video recorders, audio recorders, laptops, PDA’s, cell phones, walkie-talkies, as well as pens, pencils, and paper, are banned, and will be confiscated at the launch site entry gates. Following the launch, all spectators will be required to sign a legally-binding Non-Discloser Agreement, as well as ingest a nominally innocuous douse of Propanolol.

Just a little note from the old boards.
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